Secrets and of course rats

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, you have lent me your ears.

And so now I think it'd be cool if you told me a secret. As a comment? Or by bottle in the sea.

Regardless: secrets are fun and humanising and it's damn swell to share them.

I'll start: I'm a time traveler from three days in the future and I've come to tell you that something awful is going to happen soon.


Your turn.